Seriously, This is What You Call Being a Fan? - Silent Rogue
 
So, I've been living in LA since I was born, and I've witnessed countless Los Angeles sports team victories. However, it always amazes me that only the Lakers winning seems to be as tragic for the city as a mutant giant octopus attack.

Apparently having only one taxi set on fire and a few very expensive electronic signs toppled is an upgrade from previous years where store windows were broken and rampant theft occurred.

Are these so-called "fans?", "Angelinos?" really fans? Or are they just that damn stupid to realize hat they will end up paying more taxes every time a cop car is dispatched. Or maybe they are really the fans of other teams who come into LA to cause havoc and infiltrate the ranks. Or maybe, they are aliens from a distant planet that moves into other civilizations and starts rots. Or maybe... Yeah, who am I kidding? These are quite definitely the most idiotic fans I've ever laid eyes on. (No offense to those like me who take revelry with responsibility). However, what is the need for all this mayhem? Isn't winning the coveted title enough? I suppose I will never really know what makes this destruction such an integral part of celebration in this city, but I would hope that these people come to their sense before we are overrun with taxation.



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